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He do be squintin
Know the difference
Hat
Item: Big Wizard Hat
@imaginationshow care to, ah, toss your hat into the ring? ;)
Cute baby hat you’ve got there!
Holy shit yeah that’s a hat
@evilwizard there’s been a lot of talk about high wizard hats, but what do those brims mean for wizard hierarchy?
greater height implies a better ranking in the wizard council. greater width is correlated to more magical knowledge. ive heard of wizards whose hats grew so large they became libraries
So I got blood drawn today, and left a note for myself last night to remember to fast.
It was much more confusing at 5AM than it was the night before.
….as a person who works in a medical lab, my initial reaction to that sign was ‘This coffee pot is for use with blood only’
We have refrigerators that literally have signs on them that says ‘NO FOOD - BLOOD’ and ‘NO FOOD - SPECIMENS ONLY’ on them.
Same! and then I was confused as to the why of using a coffee pot for blood storage/processing lol
Here is the opposite
That toad was like “hmm no thank you”
and the crocodilligator was like “I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AAAFFFFRRRIIIIICCCAAAA!!!”
Why are these pens trying to sell me knock off tumbkr holidays
I reread the pens and actually Thundercunt Thursdays kind of fucks
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